Spam
Sometimes the titles from Spam emails just cracks me up. Here’s my favorite from this week so far:
Subject: Get your dick out of its shell
WTF?
Friday, March 23, 2007
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Race Report 3/21/07 - Part I
Woke up at around 6:45. Walked to bathroom, took a pretty nice clean dump. And some pee came out too. Not at the same time, but immediately after. It was one of those gritty-type turds where you don’t feel like you have to wipe, if you don’t want to. But I did anyhow.
After a quick wipe, I jumped on the scale, but not before that I turned the shower on, so as that the water would be at the correct temperture, by the time I was done weighing myself. I also had to adjust the shower nozzle so that it would hit the upper portion of a tall man’s body.
I washed myself.
I got out and jumped into a clean pair of undies. I legged on a no-so-clean pair of pants. Then, it was onto wool cycling socks, a t-shirt, and finally a short sleeve Lacoste shirt. I like Lacoste because the fabric is comfortable and don’t fall apart for a few years. Only problem is that you have to wear an undershirt, or else the armpits will turn white from deordorant stains. I can’t rememebr what came next…it was either putting on my snealers, or scooping the cat shit box. Also had to feed my caged, fine feathery friends. Have taken note that the guano layer at the bottom of the cage has reached epic proportions.
to be continued…
