Yes, I am giving up
I’m going to stop racing my bike.
Gonna take up shopping at Wal-Mart and eating lots of food that’s bad for me. I want to contribute to the demise of myself and the planet at the same time.
Time to cash in and start living the good life.
All you hipster, bike racing, croc-wearing greenies can stuff it.
Posted by
at
21:14:32
You can’t quit. Someone has to buy all my shit b/c I’m quitting.