Love in da Hood
My office surveys the waterfall and sketchy woods behind my work. I recently brought in a telescope so I can check out the goose and her babies that are now swimming around the river. Today theres this 50-something dude in a Papa Gino’s uniform, with what appears to be a 16-year old girl over there, they are drinking 40’s of Steel Reserve and smoking some weed. I think I see a bag of McDonalds too. I dunno, sounds like true romance to me.
Oh god, he just urinated in front of her.
